Monday, February 20, 2006

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No! Kanga roo!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!

6 comments:

Herbach said...

I find this joke selection to be quite un-Neha like. The mystery deepens!

Sheece said...

nothing like a bad pj...

neha said...

oh goodness captain!! are you a mind reader!?

i had been debating (in my mind) whether or not should I apologise for this last post. (if you notice, i am apologising for the jokes even thru them)

However, went to the library today and I am sure you will find the new quote very Neha like.

Please enjoy.
:D

neha said...

definately sheece LOL

Something dirty said...

I adore these jokes and I am telling them to everyone I see. People are avoiding me and I adore that as well.

neha said...

i am glad you like the jokes, something dirty!! i really am, very very glad :D and i adore you for sending people to my blog!!

ps: have you thought of putting a picture on your profile?