Utpal Dutt: Jaisa ke Kalidas ne kaha hai, What's in the name?
(** As Kalidas once said, What's in the name? **)

Some other actor: Uncle Kalidas ne nahin, Shakespere ne!
(** Uncle, Not kalidas, It was Shakespeare **)

Utpal Dutt: Are(y) bhai, jub naam mein hee kuchh nahin rakha,
to Shakespere ho ya Kalidas, Kya farak parta hai!
(** When there is nothing in the name, it doesn't matter
if it was Shakespeare OR Kalidas **)

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